un: fiantoduri (anon)

[cottaged]

[ ooc: forward dated to not the middle of the night ig... ]

Curse breaker for hire. Highly skilled, years of experience. Can't work officially due to being displaced. Fee discussed after I know what sort of curse I'm dealing with. Can work discreetly. Feel free to contact me privately.

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[alwaysreturns]

I'm not nearly adult enough to be thinking about getting married and having two kids in Hogwarts!

[cottaged]

All that doesn't have to happen right away. Just approach it one step at a time.

[alwaysreturns]

Right, right, that sounds sensible

I almost wish he hadn't said, dunno how I'm gonna look at her now

[cottaged]

Look at her the way you always look at her. Like she's one of your best friends who you trust completely and couldn't live without.

[alwaysreturns]

[Okay well when Bill puts it that way, it sounds great, and Ron could totally absolutely 100% do that, brilliant idea.

He will probably muck it up, but that's for another day.]

You're loads better at this than I am

[cottaged]

Course I am. I'm married, you idiot.

[alwaysreturns]

Yeah, yeah

Sorry I tried to ask your wife out, by the way.

[cottaged]

Ha. That's alright, mate. If I'd been there, I would have tried to ask her out too.

[alwaysreturns]

Well you obviously got around to it eventually.

[cottaged]

Would you believe she was the one to ask me out?

[alwaysreturns]

I KNEW it

You're cool, but no way you were THAT cool

[cottaged]

Gee, thanks. You git.

[alwaysreturns]

Can't hate the truth, Billy.

[cottaged]

Don't call me that.

[alwaysreturns]

Hey, you never had anyone calling you ickle Ronniekins, I think you can live with the occasional Billy

[cottaged]

But you made such a cute ickle Ronniekins.

[alwaysreturns]

You're my least favorite brother, you know.

[cottaged]

Come on. We both know that's not true.

[alwaysreturns]

Yeah, Percy makes it too obious.

Second least favorite.

[cottaged]

That's more like it.