[He's not panicking, is he? He's been here over a week without panicking why would he be panicking now, just because Albus is here and made a mistake and oh god they're going to die okay yeah he's panicking just a little tiny eensy-weensy bit.

He buries his face in his hands. It's not okay, but hearing Albus say it is makes it feel like it could be, maybe.] Please be more careful, Albus. We can-- We can get you a new pen, with a different username that's not in any way tied to your actual name, and you can't just tell people who you are on that one, alright? That'll be the secret one. But I need you to take this more seriously! We're not just messing about and then trying to fix our own mistakes, this is something-- far more complicated!

[Wait. Hold up. Backtrack a moment. He peers at Albus through his fingers.] You talked to your Grandmum? Which one?