m.i.a.v.i. un: shager

[shorted]

i don't mind if you fuck in the pub, but do me the bloody courtesy of cleaning up after yourselves.

the next time i find a bloke's ejaculate on one of my mirrors, i'm going to hex his dick off.

Comments

un: l.evans.

[fishpetals]

Ugh.

[shorted]

ugh is bloody right, evans.
it wasn't the type of artwork i was looking to add.

you should have seen it.
it covered the length of the mirror.

although, i have to hand it to him. he managed to keep it within the frame.

[fishpetals]

The whole mirror? Merlin, what an sight that must have been.

[shorted]

it wasn't a painting but it wasn't just a splatter either.

[fishpetals]

Modern art.

[shorted]

never liked art.

[fishpetals]

I don't blame you for not liking this one.

[shorted]

i like to think i have more refined taste.

[ absolute bullshit. he doesn't get art at all. ]

[fishpetals]

It doesn't take much to get more refined, Evan.

[shorted]

you'd be surprised, evans.